I'm weak

I had to pick something up at the grocery store, and I saw it. Staring at me. The boxes and bags of Halloween treats. I HAVE to buy some. The KIDS. It's all about the kids! (not mine, the ones who will be ringing my doorbell). It's HALLOWEEN. It's all about candy and chocolate! I must buy it, I must. Everyone has to, I can't NOT buy it.

But, I didn't buy it. I'm not strong enough. Jeff, if you are reading. Please pick up Halloween treats for the kids. Don't tell me where they are. Just wait until 4pm on Saturday and then bring them in the house.